I found this article somewhere. Just for fun!
Commandment 1
> Marriages are made in heaven. But then again,
> so is thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2
> If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say,
> talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3
> Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4
> Married life is very frustrating.
> In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
> In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
> In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5
> When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one! thing:
> Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6
> Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
> The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Commandment 7
> Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
> After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Commandment 8
> Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.
> But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9
> Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry.
> That is why one treats the other like toxic waste.
> Commandment 10
> A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
BONUS COMMANDMENT STORY
> A long marrie! d couple came upon a wishing well.
> The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
> The husband decided to make a wish too.
> But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
> The wife was stunned for a moment, but then smiled, 'It really works!'
